“This is one of our customs as New Yorkers when welcoming foreigners to our shores. Because we are so often frightened by living here, we are annoyed and offended when visitors fail to show the proper signs of terror. So we try to scare the living daylights out of them. And if oblique auguries of physical peril don’t work, well then, we can always talk about rent.”
- David Rakoff, the new love of my podcast-dependent office life, on This American Life